Archive for the ‘Serendipity’ Category

Snail mail or email the basic rules of direct marketing continue to apply

Friday, May 14th, 2010

Whether contact is made by snail mail or email the basic rules of direct marketing continue to apply. The DMA says people like and will read and even pass on, content which is:

  1. Relevant – in my book this is about knowing your customer or prospective customer and tailoring your communication to their needs. Why would you be targeting a company with something totally inappropriate, it’s like asking Mrs Lincoln if she enjoyed the play?
  2. Interesting – again being interesting is a matter of knowing your audience. The fact that whale’s penis is called a dork is not a lot of interest to people selling orthopaedic mattresses. However beginning with a clear message that is relevant to your reader and their business and saying what you have got say in simple language, clearly, concisely, and succinctly will help to sustain their interest.
  3. Timely –umm what does this mean? 1. Occurring at a suitable or opportune time; well-timed. 2. Archaic Coming too early; premature!! Personally unless you have a clear lead, specific marketing information, or topical news timing in serendipitous. Landing on the right desktop at the right time is when you get lucky on more than one occasion I have picked up a great piece of business when the reader had just come out of a meeting tasked with finding exactly we were selling. Although I believe some days are better than others catching someone at the other end in a particularly good mood is definitely helpful and timely.
  4. Humorous – you take your chance on this one as not everyone shares the same humour and the written word can cause problems because in print, because jokes often don’t come across the way they do in person and even an innocent cartoon can misfire. Some years ago I sent out a cartoon accompanying a marketing letter, it was a take on Leonardo’s Vitruvian Man. It was very well received by 95% of the targets but offended a handful. To this day still think I could never have done business with the people who took offence. The other pitfall is cultural and national differences how do you know the religious beliefs or nationality of the person reading your email, heaven forbid he might be an Australian.

Tom Waits and bibliomancy and Barbados

Friday, April 30th, 2010

‘The captain is a one eyed dwarf, he’s throwing dice along the wharf.’ I sailed with him

Barbadoes, the easternmost of the Windward Islands in America: it is general a level country, though not without hills, it is 25 miles in length and 15 in breadth. It had formerly a good deal of wood, but is now almost consumed with carrying on the sugar-works.

The commodities which they export are sugar, rum, cotton, indigo, and ginger; and they have most of the fruits common to the climate. The number of white inhabitants are about 20,000, who have 100,000 negro slaves. They have no manufactures, nor do they breed many cattle; receiving most of their corn, cattle, flesh and salted from North America, and their clothes and furniture from England.

And they have one particular production called Barbadoes tar, which rises out of the earth, and swims upon the surface of the water. It is of greatest use in the dry belly-ache, and in diseases of the breast.

It is 70 miles E. of the islands of St Vincent, and 90 S.E. of Martinico. The capital town is St. Michael, or Bridgetown, which lies in lon. 59.36. W. lat. 13.5 N. Source: Barclay’s Dictionary 1813.

Whoops! Email etiquette.

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Ever sent an email and suddenly realised you have made a ridiculous howler. God it’s embarrassing, and what to do? Follow it up with an immediate apology thereby drawing attention to your stupidity or the fact that you are losing the plot. Hope that it will not be noticed? Pretend it never happened?

I always read my emails carefully before sending them, or so I think,  but no matter how I hard I try to get it right from time to time after I have pressed send and there is a sudden flash in my  WHOOPS, done it again. Or a day later on rereading, I will see the thing that I have overlooked staring out at me in ten foot high neon letters.

Am I losing the plot or is it just always trying to do things too quickly, everything seems to be moving too quickly. I am irritated by feeling the need to answer emails immediately, but I still do it. Why am I unable to slow down.

Is it me? That sounds like some old fart saying ‘I don’t believe it’.

Looking back I could cringe at the idiotic mistakes I have made, the most recent was writing  to a client about Tesco Nectar Card, association of ideas or getting my wires crossed. In the context of my email not good.

On the plus side with everything moving at such a pace in this increasingly mad world, I suppose these things are soon forgotten. I hope!

I can never say or write ‘Whoops’ without thinking of Le Chiffre to Bond at the card table  in Casino Royale, or docking in Genoa when the pilot hit another ship and with an almighty crunch and the Scouse quarter master at the wheel just casually murmured it.

Rainer Maria Rilke

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart
and try to love the questions themselves…
Do not now seek the answers,
which cannot be given to you because you will not be able to live them.
And the point is, to live everything.
Live the questions now.
Perhaps you will then gradually,
without noticing it,
live along some distant day into the answer.

Rainer Maria Rilke

Chester Business Club and Chester Rotary Charity Walk Challenge

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010



Just 2 weeks to go

Just 6.5 miles to walk

Just 3 hours of your time

Just once a year

Just something you can do to help others

Just raising money for little, local charities

Just think how good you will feel

Just join us

Chester Business Club and Chester Rotary

Charity Walk Challenge

Sunday Morning April 25th

Registration from 10am The Band Stand on the river

Just to make it easier we have stops for:

Chocolate – Fruit Juice – Bacon Buttys – G&T

Just call Kirsty Craig 01244 350700 now

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over,
it became a butterfly.

Charity Walk Chester Business Club and Chester Rotary

Friday, April 9th, 2010

30,000 people commit to running 26 miles in the London Marathon

Can you commit to walking 6.5 miles?

Sunday Morning 25th April

Charity Walk

Chester Business Club and Chester Rotary

Registration from 10am The Bandstand

Chester Groves on the River

Help us to raise money for small local charities that receive no funding

A social event for family and friends

The kids, mum and dad, the dog and who you will

Stops on the way around for:

Chocolate, Fruit Juice, Bacon Buttys, G&T

Good by March hello ‘Bacon Buttys’

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

I can hear just fine!’
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ ‘No,’ the second man replied, ‘it’s Thursday.’ And the third man chimed in, ‘So am I. Let’s have a beer.’
Don’t forget Chester Business Club & Chester Rotary Charity Walk
Sunday morning 25th April registration at the Chester Groves Bandstand from 10am
Walk with friends and colleagues to help support the little charities in and around Chester who do not get funding. Kids dogs and your best friends all welcome

Chocolate top – Stop – Fruit Juice stop – Bacon Butty stop – Gin Stop*
*Recommended at the end of walk not the beginning.
Venue for lunch, for those that want it, will be at The Hickory Smoke House, The Groves Chester. Contact: Duncan Falconer (who is providing Bacon Buttys)

Andrew Marr and The Silent State

Monday, March 29th, 2010

Always work from home Monday and always listen to Start the Week while I check emails and sort out my diary. One particular guest, Heather Brooke, and her talk on the secret British society really resonated with me and it is quiet scary stuff. But then why am I surprised over the years I have been in business I have come across this time and again, call up a PLC or any company organisation and ask for the name of a director/partner and there is every chance you will be told we are not allowed to give the names. Oh really, why?
Go to a website in the UK and try to find out the same information about a company and so often it’s made as difficult as possible to find out anything about the people who run it. Go to an American website they will give you chapter and verse on every one who works there. I have noticed it has got better over here since the take up on Linkedin and Google will get you almost any name if you dig hard enough. But one of the things she raises, and which is something I have always resented, is the culture of arrogance found in the public sector and her observation about .. ‘the extent to which the government collects information on us while refusing to make civic information available to the public.’

The demise on local papers and journalists who covered local council meetings is also another great loss and a allows these petty little people even more power without accountability. This is definitely a book I will buy as soon as it is published.
Seems winter has returned and I have had to order yet more oil. We want to move the tank this Spring to make way for an extension, so I requested 300 only litres please but was told they cannot deliver less than 500 litres because Trading Standards, (not H&S sic), set that amount as the minimum. Can someone please explain that one to me?
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These are the days we live in

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

If you have run your own business and have not had the highs, and the lows, you’re a better man than I Gunga Din. Running an SME is fraught with setbacks hopefully we learn from our mistakes and keep going, the following appealed to me:

Whenever you make a mistake or get knocked down by life, don’t look back at it too long. Mistakes are life’s way of teaching you. Your capacity for occasional blunders is inseparable from your capacity to reach your goals. No one wins them all, and your failures, when they happen, are just part of your growth. Shake off your blunders. How will you know your limits without an occasional failure? Never quit. Your turn will come.
Og Mandino, 1923-1996

Annual Charity Walk Chester Business Club & Rotary

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Calling Chester Desk Jockeys

Tighten that Tum

Don’t Talk the Talk

Chester Business Club

Challenge You to

Walk THE Walk

Sunday morning 25th April

And

Cough up for a good cause

The unsung under funded

Small Chester Charities

Registration starts at the Bandstand Chester Groves from 10am

Walk 6.5 miles, chocolate, juice, bacon butty and G & T stops on the way